just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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