I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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