Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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