Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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