i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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