yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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