this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hippo gnu deer
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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