she woke up with a sticky ear
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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