how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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