Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
