he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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