wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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