The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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