Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think my moral compass just broke
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