you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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