So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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