Is it because I queefed?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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