just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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