I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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