Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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