Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
