She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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