i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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