bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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