the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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