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there's paper in my vomit.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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