I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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