I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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