I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Come see our sink grown plant.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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