My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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