i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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