just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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