Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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