Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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