I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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