I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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