dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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