my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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