Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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