Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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