its not stalking. its research.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Oh god it's open bar.
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