Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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