OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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