Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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