btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
