you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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