he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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