But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
