idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My bed smells like the plague
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