Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
