That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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