i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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