Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
bring money and cleavage
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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