normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
