She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Buhtt sex?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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